What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 05:41

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
What caused the stock market to crash?
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
What was the worst decision you ever did?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Neanderthals Spread Across Asia With Surprising Speed—and Now We Know How - Gizmodo
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.